Trump Hits The Wall
We need to look at the bright side of Donald Trump's border wall fixation.
Sure, he's shut down the government and thrown the nation into chaos. But it could be worse. He could be demanding a fiery moat between us and Canada. Or building a 36,000-foot-deep barrier across the Pacific Ocean to drive home his commitment to tariffs.
See? There's always a silver lining.
Trump wants a $5.7 billion down payment to build a wall along the Mexican border to protect us from caravans ...