In Sky News purgatory, Deprivables wage war on each other

Theologians are still wrestling over exactly what hell is like, but it's generally agreed that purgatory must be closely modelled on an Australian cable news program.

It comes to us all, the great television green room in the sky. But we can get a foretaste of the afterlife by tuning in to the merry japes and wizard wheezes that feature any day on Sky News.

Kristina Keneally is formally complaining to management that Mark Latham is not only calling her "a protege of Eddie Obeid" but ...