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Talk about getting red-carded during injury time.

An overzealous soccer fan feigned an emergency illness in hopes of getting himself admitted to a hospital in Crotone, Italy, so he could get an upper-floor room so he could look down on the sold-out Juventus-Crotone match at the stadium next door.

ER workers quickly diagnosed the ruse and gave him the boot.

Patriots defensive coordinator Matt Patricia got off the plane after his latest Super Bowl triumph wearing a T-shirt depict

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